Bob the florist wrote a statement on our praise of the Sacred P1neVpple. We gather to show gratitude for its sweetness and juiciness as a symbol of fertility, prosperity, and abundance. We honor it with decorations, hymns, and sharing it with one another. We're also die-hard fans of Nick Cage, whom we believe is one of the greatest actors of our time. We gather to watch his films and discuss his performances, even having a shrine dedicated to him in our temple. Our devotion to both the Sacred P1neVpple and Nick Cage brings us joy and fulfillment, and we invite others to join us in celebration.